right so i had this dream

i was a football and char was kicking me down the field and i kept rolling over this uneven turf and she kept kicking

reckon this means im whipped?

Reggie, Charlotte.

After this.

Reza's party had gone well, everyone seemed to have fun, even Hayleigh's boyfriend who had, for some reason, started spewing smoke from his nose at one point. She'd looked around for Evie but a distracted Damon told her she'd forgotten something and went home, and had jabbed Drake in the ribs with her elbow for going on ( Read more... )

[ Filter ✿ Hayleigh & Charlotte ]

If either of you ever become a size double zero I will stuff so much fried and barbecued food down your throat you'll become a size four within days. You have gorgeous bodies, and this is coming from a professional model. >:| Don't make me stuff food down your throat.

[ Filter ✿ Leon & Reggie ]

If either of your ( Read more... )

Thanks to everyone who came to the party.

[ Filter: Public ]

Highlights of the evening. 1 2

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I DIDN'T MEAN TO

HATERS

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[ Filter: Public | Language: English ]

Stupid pigeon died in my apartment when I was at work. Now I have to get out by the end of the weekend. This is ridiculous.

I'm going to set fire to my landlady's flowers first.

[ Filter: friends/acquaintances/PEOPLE WHO GENUINELY LIKE REZA ]

Reza's birthday is coming up on the tenth and I was wondering if anyone would help me throw her a party?

Also, I don't know what to get her.

[ Filter: NO GIRLS ONLY MEN Y CHROMOSOMES | Language: English ]

help

there are eight women in my house and

every

one

of them

is hatin on de moon you know??/? and the loo is filled with

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desperately seeking male company and mostve my teammates are busy helpppp

[ Filter: Char ]

you're still sane right???

[ Filter: Public | Language: Italian/English ]

Not counting that things that have happened around Europe, it's been relatively quiet around here. I like it a lot. I hope nothing ever happens. I hope all the violent and mean people fall into a pit full of snakes and die.

[ Filter: Private | Language: Language: Italian ]

Shit. I should have run away to ( Read more... )

[ Filter: Filter? | Language: Italian ]

is it working

how do you work this thing?

[ Filter: Public | Language: Italian ]

um i dont know if this is some sort of online game. is it?? if not its cool. im late to this too right. sorry! ive never liked squinting at computer screens as opposed to my tv

okay so hello

Filter: Private ; Language: French]
There's lots of people here. Some of them look creepy and scary and like they're going to just pop up outside someone's house one day, call them, and be like "I can see you right now. You're so pretty in that red sweater and blue jeans..." asdnanklnklda THAT'S A REALLY SCARY THOUGHT, DON'T THINK THINGS LIKE THAT. ( Read more... )